MEN’S CLUB
BY STEVE AUERBACH
Photos by of Arnie Rabinowitz
On Monday June 25, I had
the distinct pleasure as a
facilitator, which simply
stated, is a guide in a discussion
group without taking the reins,
but rather getting others to assume
responsibility in leading. As a 3rd
spoke in this wheel, following in
the footsteps of Lee Hiller and
Gary Darche, who have run these
meetings brilliantly, I found it
almost impossible to stop talking,
at which point I was wishing I had
some Scotch tape for my mouth or
perhaps a dollop of Gorilla Glue
for my lips. But the Gorilla Glue
was out immediately, as I realized
I took a steak out of the freezer
for later and I would not have had
a chance to eat it with my lips
sealed shut!
After finding about 20 interesting
events around the world in
the previous week to discuss and
less than 3 hours to go, we started
with the most controversial: Family
Separations and the U.S. and China
trade war talks. Before I knew it,
the 3 hours was just about up with
only 2 topics discussed.
Of course, as an online shopper,
I was more concerned about the
Supreme Court’s decision on allowing
states to force online shoppers
to pay sales tax. Who really cares
about other states losing billions
of dollars in sales tax revenue?!
What’s most important is where
to get the best deals on products
without paying tax and getting free
shipping, such as a smart watch
with the ability to take your blood
pressure, which mine has gone
up significantly with the Court’s
decision.
I found the comments from the
Men’s Club members to be well-informed,
quick-witted, knowledgeable
and even inventive. I sincerely
thank the Men’s Club members for
putting up with me and I look forward
to all future meetings.
On our last trip, sponsored by
Linda Gibbs, what could be better
than going to Mohegan Sun,
receiving a voucher for a paid
in-full buffet and $15.00 to play
the slots or table games? Joanne
rushed over and didn’t move from
the penny slots, finally hitting the
Jackpot. Bells were ringing for at
least 5 minutes; people were running
over to see what was going on;
and finally she cashed out and won
a measly $3.75!
“That was a jackpot?” I said. She
of course was a little upset with me,
as she defended the fact I’d already
lost $350 at the blackjack table and
she’d won a jackpot.
Now on to July 12 and the
Newlywed Game 50 years later,
with 4 of the best-natured and
fun-loving couples, which included
Arnie and Terri, Artie and Linda,
Steve and Mona and Bill and
Marilyn, who came up with some
hysterical answers to some funny
questions, such as “Which one of
your girlfriends did your husband
think looked best in a bikini?” or
“Would you say your wife would
agree or disagree with the phrase,
‘Size does matter?’”
Newlywed game contestants (couples l. to r.) Arnie & Terrie, Steve & Mona,
Artie & Linda, Bill & Marilyn
Of course, we were referring to
shoe size!
Lastly, if by chance you are not a
member of the Men’s Club, instead
of sitting in your apartment, c’mon
down and join us for any of our
many activities from breakfasts
and luncheons to anyone of our
many trips or meetings. There isn’t
a better time to join… For the insignificant
cost of $65.00 you will have
the rest of 2018 and all of 2019.
But wait; there’s more: an exclusive
North Shore Towers Men’s Club
golf cap… and you don’t even have
to be a golfer! So try us out and join.
Let’s Go Mets!
A Day at the Races
A SPECIAL NOTE
FROM PAUL NETTLER
Hi neighbor!
Paul Nettler here. The time has
come to pass the baton. Time to
pack up all those smiles, the
metaphors and hyperbole and
sit back and relax.
Thank you for your comments
and encouragement over the years.
NOTE: Paul can never be
replaced; we can only try to
emulate his writing style.
34 NORTH SHORE TOWERS COURIER ¢ August 2018