I must  tell  you I enjoy eating a  
 good meal. The problem is that  
 on an everyday basis I am “culinary  
 challenged.” I love to cook  
 on special holidays, but how many  
 of  them  do  we  have  each  year?  
 Besides, it takes a lot of effort to  
 prepare for these special occasions.  
 I’ve discovered I really do need the  
 time in between to recover, so for  
 the rest of the times I eat I must be  
 creative. 
 For me creativity means having a  
 bevy of restaurant menus in hand.  
 Actually, I must have a dozen or  
 so which are my go-to places to  
 order-in. I’m a creature of habit so  
 I probably have a favorite food in  
 each one. However, I’m not averse  
 to eating out. I think that is my  
 favorite pastime. Please don’t be  
 critical for this choice of a pastime,  
 because I don’t know how to play  
 canasta or Mah-Jong. 
 There  are  liabilities  involved  
 when someone else is making your  
 food. Lately, I’ve found the portions  
 seem to be getting smaller and  
 t h e  
 plates bigger  
 to somewhat  
 offer  the  
 i l l u s i o n  
 your food  
 is  being  
 p l a t e d  
 m o r e  
 artistically. It’s okay  
 for  me,  because  
 on  occasion  I  
 don’t recognize  
 what’s  on  the  
 menu and what’s  
 on  the  plate  as  
 being  the  same  
 thing. So I guess in  
 those cases, smaller is  
 better.  
 Sometimes  I  think  what  was  
 elegant “white glove” service of  
 yore is now  
 being  used  to  protect  
 the server from  
 what’s on the plate.  
 Remind  me  to  
 avoid  those  
 places.  
 Have you seen  
 some of the new  
 menus lately? 
  They  
 resemb 
 l e  
 encyc 
 l o - 
 pedias.  
 I think I  
 got some  
 foreign  
 v e r - 
 sion of Encyclopedia  
 Britannica last week.  
 Something  really  
 must have changed  
 in  the  translation  of  
 my food order, because the taste  
 seemed to have gotten lost somewhere  
 between the kitchen and  
 me.  To  survive  this  problem,  I  
 enjoy dining at one or two places  
 on a steady basis. You need to feel  
 safe and comfortable somewhere,  
 even if it’s not your home. In that  
 case, be nice to the staff. You never  
 know. 
 If you’re like me and feel you  
 must eat out on a regular basis, I  
 suggest checking out what the owners  
 are eating, then order the same  
 thing. I learned this trick when I  
 was a counselor in a hotel in the  
 mountains. Whenever I erred and  
 didn’t follow that mantra it was not  
 always pleasant. 
 In addition to the food being  
 edible, service is important and  
 sometimes  you  really  must  be  
 patient.  One  time  I  went  to  a  
 place where the friend who was  
 with me celebrated two birthdays  
 while waiting to be served and  
 my  hair  color  changed  three  
 times.  
 My advice if you have any hint  
 of a culinary talent, eat at home. 
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