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 CONEY ISLAND—BRIGHTON BEACH— 
 SEAGATE 
 Bench beat 
 A slimeball assaulted his ex-girlfriend  
 outside of her W. 17th Street  
 apartment building on Nov. 25.  
 The victim told police the bruiser  
 approached her between Mermaid  
 and Surf Avenues around 11:40 am  
 and grabbing her by the neck, before  
 slamming her head against a  
 bench.  
 Crime time 
 Two highway robbers nabbed a  
 woman’s iPhone 7 while walking on  
 Riegelman Boardwalk West on Nov.  
 26.  
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 two good-for-nothings approached  
 her near W. 32nd Street around 2:15  
 pm and asked for the time, before  
 snatching her $500 cell phone from  
 her purse.  
 Wake and take 
 A snake snagged a cellphone  
 from a sleeping straphanger while  
 aboard the F train near W. 8th  
 Street-New York Aquarium  station  
 on Nov. 28.  
 The victim told police the thief  
 woke her up by tapping her knee  
 with  his  cane  near  Surf  Avenue  
 around  5:20  am  before  grabbing  
 her iPhone 11 Pro and leaving the  
 train. 
 Bag nabber 
 A pirate snagged a woman’s bag  
 as  she  took an  early  stroll on Neptune  
 Avenue on Nov. 23.  
 Police said the lout ran up to her  
 at the corner of Ocean Parkway  
 around 2 am and took the purse containing  
 her phone, credit cards, and  
 other items off her shoulder.  
  — Jessica Parks 
 61ST PRECINCT 
 SHEEPSHEAD BAY—HOMECREST— 
 MANHATTAN BEACH—GRAVESEND 
 Knife guys 
 Two knife-weilding knaves stole  
 a kid’s AirPods on Avenue T on Nov.  
 26. 
 The  victim’s  mother  told  police  
 her son was walking home from  
 school at Ocean Avenue at  5:30 pm  
 when the two scoundrels demanded  
 his AirPods at knife-point, before  
 hightailing it away. 
 Shoe snatcher 
 Some snake stole a man’s phone  
 and shoes on Shore Parkway on  
 Nov. 29. 
 The  victim  told  police  he  was  
 walking at E. 14th Street at 3:25 am  
 when the thief demanded his phone  
 and shoes. Seeing the handle of a  
 COURIER L 8     IFE, DEC. 6-12, 2019 
 gun sticking out of the brute’s belt,  
 the victim gave up his items and  
 the  savage  fl ed  off  with  them  into  
 the train station at Voorhies Avenue  
 and Sheepshead Bay Road.  
 Brake! 
 Four bandits snatched a man’s  
 groceries while he was biking on E.  
 16th Street on Nov. 30. 
 The  victim  told  police  he  was  
 peddling down Quentin Road at  
 around  2:06  pm  when  the  savage  
 quartet grabbed him by the collar,  
 forcing him from his bike. The ruffi - 
 ans then pointed a knife at his stomach  
 and grabbed his grocery bags,  
 headphones, and phone. 
  — Elissa Esher 
 76TH PRECINCT 
 CARROLL GARDENS-COBBLE HILL–RED  
 HOOK 
 Elder abuse 
 A  bandit  swiped  $450  from  a  
 79-year-old woman’s pill box on  
 First Street sometime between Nov.  
 27 and Dec. 2. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 thief  nabbed  the  cash  from  her  
 apartment  in  a  senior  home  between  
 Hoyt and Bond streets sometime  
 between 10 am on Nov. 27  and  
 11 am on Dec. 2.  
 Package pilferer 
 A burglar snatched a package  
 from a Douglass Street stoop sometime  
 between Nov. 26 and 27. 
 The  victim  told  cops  that  the  
 looter grabbed the parcel carrying  
 $199 worth of household electronics  
 — such as light switches and appliances  
 — from the stoop between  
 Smith and Court streets between 9  
 pm on Nov. 26 and 7 am on Nov. 27. 
 Laptop looter 
 A thief stole $819 worth of electronics  
 from a car parked on Degraw  
 Street on Nov. 27.  
 The looter climbed in through  
 an open window in the car, parked  
 between Hoyt and Smith Street, and  
 snagged a $350 laptop, a $150 backpack, 
  headphones, prescription  
 medications, and other electronics,  
 authorities said.  
 Roommate rage 
 A brute punched his former  
 roommate  in  the  stomach  repeatedly  
 on Seabring Street on Nov. 26. 
 The victim said that his exroomie  
 punched him repeatedly in  
 the hands, wrists, and stomach after  
 the two got into an argument  
 between Columbia and Richards  
 streets at 8 pm.  
 — Rose Adams 
 72ND PRECINCT  
 SUNSET PARK–WINDSOR TERRACE 
 Assaulted 
 Cops  arrested  three  teens  for  
 an  alleged  brutal  robbery  on  54th  
 Street on Nov. 29. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 suspects  approached  her  from  behind  
 near Seventh Avenue, before  
 striking her in the back of the head  
 and grabbing her purse. 
 Authorities  caught  up  with  the  
 three teenage suspects and slapped  
 them  with  burglary  charges,  according  
 to the police report. 
 Piped!  
 A home invader looted a copper  
 pipe  from  a  22nd  Street  house  on  
 Nov. 25. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 weasel entered the basement of  
 his house near Seventh Avenue at  
 around  5:45  am  and made  off with  
 the $250 pipe.  
 Jacked! 
 A thief jacked a woman’s car  
 from Third Avenue on Nov. 10. 
 The victim told cops she left her  
 ride parked under the Gowanus Expressway  
 near 19th Street at around  
 noon, but when she came back after  
 ten days, it had disappeared.  
 Jackpot 
 Some  fi end  robbed  over  $1000  
 of items from a parked car on 54th  
 Street on Nov. 30. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 pilferer jacked various designer  
 clothing items from the car parked  
 near Seventh Avenue at around 6  
 pm. 
 Rent rascal 
 Some scammer stole and altered  
 a family’s rent check on Fifth Avenue  
 on Nov. 11.  
 The victims told cops they mailed  
 their rent check from their apartment  
 near 61st Street at around 9:30  
 am — but the swindler intercepted  
 it  and  fraudulently  cashed  it  at  a  
 checking business.  
 78TH PRECINCT  
 PARK SLOPE 
 Side swiper 
 Some scumbag left the scene of  
 a crash he caused by driving recklessly  
 on Eighth Avenue on Nov. 23. 
 The victim told cops the jerk  
 sideswiped him near Carroll Street  
 at 4:09 pm by merging lanes improperly, 
  before driving off without stopping. 
 Challenger 
 A perp harassed a victim inside  
 a Ninth Street homeless shelter on  
 Nov. 23. 
 The victim told cops the aggressor  
 challenged him to a fi ght in the  
 shelter between Fifth and Sixth avenues  
 at around 9:15 am. 
 Package thief 
 A thief lifted two packages from  
 an  Eighth  Street  apartment  building  
 on Nov. 23. 
 The pilferer entered the apartment  
 building near Fifth Avenue at  
 around 11:30 am and swiped the two  
 packages,  containing  a  sink  faucet  
 and blue painters tape. 
 Brown window 
 Some animal vandalized a car on  
 Dean Street on Nov. 23. 
 The owner of the car told police  
 the hooligan tossed a rock through  
 the left side passenger window of  
 his ride near Vanderbilt Avenue at  
 around 2 am, causing over $250 in  
 damage. 
  — Ben Verde 
 84TH PRECINCT 
 BROOKLYN HEIGHTS– 
 DUMBO–BOERUM HILL–DOWNTOWN 
 Roll the tape! 
 Police arrested a woman for allegedly  
 hitting another woman with  
 a tape dispenser on Sands Street on  
 Nov. 25.  
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 suspect allegedly slashed the victim  
 in the face with the offi ce tool near  
 Gold Street at around 6 pm. 
 Cops caught up with the woman  
 and cuffed her on felony assault  
 charges,  according  to  police  reports. 
   
 Jay Street jerks 
 Two scumbags robbed an 18-yearold  
 on Jay Street on Nov. 28.  
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 two dirtbags approached him near  
 Tillary  Street  around  7:20  pm  and  
 grabbed his AirPods and iPhone,  
 before running off.  
 — Joe Hiti