
 
		84TH PRECINCT  
 BROOKLYN HEIGHTS–DUMBO– 
 BOERUM HILL–DOWNTOWN 
 Glassed! 
 Police arrested a man for allegedly  
 hitting a woman with a glass  
 bottle  on  Duffi eld Street on Sept.  
 11. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  she  
 was arguing with the suspect near  
 Willoughby Street at around 7:40  
 pm  when  he  allegedly  swung  the  
 bottle at her. 
 Paramedics rushed the woman  
 to  Methodist  Hospital  for  treatment, 
   and  cops  arrested  the  man  
 at the scene at 8:10 pm for felony assault, 
  according to police reports. 
 Revel without a buzz 
 Bandits nabbed two Revel  
 scooter batteries in Downtown  
 Brooklyn and Dumbo on May 22  
 and July 11. 
 Staff at the scooter sharing company  
 told  police  that  the  miscreants  
 grabbed the batteries, worth  
 about $1,650 each, setting off alarm  
 notifi cations for tampering with  
 the vehicles. 
 Offi cially criminal 
 A ne’er-do-well looted a city vehicle  
 on Smith Street on Sept. 10. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 criminal  broke  into  a  parked  Department  
 of  Transportation  vehicle  
 between Warren and Wyckoff  
 streets at 1:30 pm and bagged a Gucci  
 wallet, a city radio, lunch box,  
 car keys, and DOT identifi cation. 
 Apple thief! 
 Some scoundrel ransacked a  
 Court Street offi ce on Aug. 31. 
 The  victim  told  cops  that  the  
 prowler got into the real estate offi  
 ce  at Warren  Street  at  around  11  
 pm through the back door and stole  
 four Apple computers. 
 Run with it 
 A  sinister  sneakerhead  bagged  
 more  than  $2,000-worth  of  shoes  
 from a Fulton Street department  
 store in the wee hours of Sept. 13. 
 A store employee told police that  
 the  footwear  fi end grabbed several  
 shoes, valued at a total of $2,360,  
 from the store between Flatbush Avenue  
 Ext. and Hanover Place at 4:25  
 am and ran off. 
 88TH PRECINCT  
 FORT GREENE-CLINTON HILL 
 Brutal bike swipe 
 A villain ambushed a delivery  
 man and stole his e-bike at N. Oxford  
 Walk on Sept. 6. 
 The victim told police that he was  
 dropping off food near Park Avenue  
 at 10:40 pm when the rogue waltzed  
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 up, punched him in the face, yanked  
 away his e-bike, and pedaled off. 
 Piped up! 
 A pipe-swinging cretin stole a  
 woman’s purse at the Lafayette Avenue  
 C train stop on Sept. 12. 
 The victim told police that while  
 she was waiting for the Manhattanbound  
 train at 8 am, the brute got up  
 from a bench and swung a metal bar  
 at her demanding she produce her  
 purse or he’ll kill her. 
 The victim screamed and threw  
 her bag at the lout, who ran out of  
 the station, according to cops. 
 Bottle to the head! 
 A man was hospitalized after  
 a brute smashed him in the head  
 with a bottle at Washington Park on  
 Sept. 9. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 bruiser hit him in the back of the  
 head  near  Myrtle  Avenue  at  5:50  
 pm. 
 Paramedics  brought  him  to  
 Brooklyn  Hospital  for  treatment,  
 according to police. 
 Belted! 
 Some jerk whacked a man with a  
 belt on Park Avenue on Sept. 11. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 leather-wielding  lout  smacked  him  
 in the arm near Carlton Avenue at  
 6:10 pm. 
 Busted! 
 Cops  caught  two  would-be  looters  
 red-handed on Fleet Place on  
 Sept. 8. 
 A security guard saw the suspects  
 on surveillance camera feeds  
 allegedly break into the construction  
 site between Willoughby Street  
 and Flatbush Avenue Ext. at 2:30  
 am, trying to steal metal wires and  
 bars, and alarmed police. 
 Cops showed up around 2:50 am  
 and charged both suspects with felony  
 burglary, according to police  
 reports. 
 Highway hucksters 
 A group of shysters scammed a  
 woman out of more than $6,000 on  
 Myrtle Avenue on Sept. 8. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  she  
 met a woman at the corner of Vanderbilt  
 Avenue at 9:30 am who promised  
 her she could make money off  
 of investments, but when the victim  
 handed over $6,099 in cash, the con  
 artist stole the funds and vanished. 
   — Kevin Duggan  
  76TH PRECINCT  
 CARROLL GARDENS-COBBLE HILL–  
 RED HOOK 
 You’ve got mail! 
 A crook nabbed fi ve boxes fi lled  
 with envelopes from a Carroll Street  
 stoop on Sept. 12. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  he  
 saw surveillance footage of the  
 porch pirate grabbing the boxes  
 fi lled with  $108 worth  of  envelopes  
 from his stoop between Hoyt and  
 Bond streets sometime between 1:45  
 pm and 4:50 pm. 
 Van gone 
 A treasure hunter stole a $3,700  
 art piece from a Van Brunt Street  
 gallery sometime between Aug. 29  
 and Aug. 30. 
 The  artist  told  police  that  the  
 thief broke into the art gallery by  
 Beard Street and stole the original  
 oil painting on linen from the store  
 sometime between 6 pm on Aug. 29  
 and 12:30 pm on Aug. 30. 
 Fruit cart looter 
 A thief stole the permit of a fruit  
 vendor from his Douglas Street cart  
 on Sept. 9. 
 The  vendor  told  police  that  he  
 left  his  card  on  his  mobile  fruit  
 cart  that  was  parked  by  Hoyt  
 Street,  but  when  he  looked  away,  
 a bandit snagged the card at about  
 6:10 pm.  
 White collar crime 
 A  pirate  snatched  nearly  $1,500  
 worth of clothes from a Smith Street  
 boutique on Sept. 14. 
 An employee told police that she  
 was cleaning up the dressing room  
 when the burglar must have come  
 in and snatched six pairs of jeans  
 and two sweatshirts worth $1,458 total  
 from the store by Pacifi c Street  
 at around 3 pm.  
 62ND PRECINCT  
 BENSONHURST—BATH BEACH 
 Bottle brutes 
 Three louts roughed up a man  
 on New Utrecht Avenue with a glass  
 bottle on Sept. 12. 
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 assailants  approached  him  while  
 he was walking home on the corner  
 of 76th Street at 5 am and began  
 smacking him with a glass bottle,  
 punching him, and kicking him  in  
 the head.  
 Police found him coming in and  
 out of consciousness with bulging  
 swelling around his eye and head,  
 authorities said. 
 What a tool! 
 A  good-for-nothing  nabbed  
 $5,000 worth of construction tools  
 from  a  24th  Avenue  car  on  Sept.  
 10.  
 An  employee  at  the  air  conditioning  
 company  told  police  that  
 the  burglar  broke  into  his  commercial  
 truck parked by Bay 37th  
 Street  at  around  midnight  and  
 stole  the  tools  before  he  returned  
 to the vehicle at 6 am on that morning. 
 Knife knaves 
 Cops cuffed a trio of robbers for  
 allegedly slashing a man and stealing  
 his friend’s money in Lt. Joseph  
 Petrosino Playground on Sept. 12. 
 The three victims told cops that  
 the robbers took $110 out of one victim’s  
 pocket and another victim’s  
 iPhone before getting into an argument  
 with the third victim, whom  
 one of the brutes slashed in the  
 back, authorities said.  
 The attackers then dropped the  
 knife and ran out of the playground  
 on 70th Street and New Utrecht Avenue  
 at 12:45 am, police said.  
 — Rose Adams 
  60TH PRECINCT  
 CONEY ISLAND—BRIGHTON BEACH— 
 SEAGATE 
 Taxi pirates 
 Brutes robbed $55 from their taxi  
 driver before fl eeing from the vehicle  
 on Surf Avenue on Sept. 11.  
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 two crooks threatened to shoot him  
 when pulling up to the intersection  
 of W. 33rd Street at around 6:20 am  
 before taking off with the money.  
 Crazy train 
 A savage stole a woman’s cash after  
 threatening her with a box cutter  
 at the Surf Avenue station on  
 Sept. 10.  
 The  victim  told  police  that  the  
 bandit fl ed from the station at the  
 intersection  of W.  Eighth  Street  at  
 around  8:25  am  with  the  ill-gotten  
 funds.  
 Tool crazy 
 A robber stole $3,500 worth of  
 tools from a worksite at a Surf Avenue  
 public housing complex on Sept.  
 10.  
 A witness told police that he noticed  
 the door had been tampered  
 with  when  arriving  to  work  between  
 W. 29th and W. 30th streets at  
 around 3:30 am before noticing  the  
 missing items. 
 — Jessica Parks