Readers: This bulkhead is crazy 
 COURIER LIFE, NOV. 22-28, 2019 39  
 Talk about bulking up! 
 Park Slopers absolutely hate a  
 new luxury condo development that  
 features a massive three-story rooftop  
 bulkhead, and claim builders  
 mislead the community about the  
 building’s unsightly addition.  
 “They just kept going higher and  
 higher,” said Third Street resident  
 Sarah Unruh. “They were deceptive  
 the whole time.”  
 The fi ve-story building at 497  
 Third St. near Seventh Avenue  
 stands only one residential fl oor  
 above the four-story edifi ces  surrounding  
 it, but the structure’s rooftop  
 elevator bank and mechanical  
 room protrudes well beyond its living  
 quarters, making the building’s  
 actual height roughly double its  
 neighbor’s. 
 The eyesore has not gone unnoticed  
 among locals. 
 Readers spoke up online:  
 If no one is moving into them why  
 don’t they make it into low income or  
 family supportive housing or affordable  
 housing that makes more sense  
 get ppl out of the shelters.       
     Dawn Marie Cooper 
 sarmiento 
 It  was  surprising  that  they  were  
 able to build that right in the middle  
 of the slope. I’m across the street from  
 it and have watched it’s slow progress. 
  Doesn’t fi t in with the rest of the  
 neighborhood. Problem is, once one  
 developer does this it opens the gate  
 for this to happen in other buildings. 
  Brett Klisch  
  No wonder why people hate developers. 
  The council should nix any future  
 plans from Kaito Management. 
   Andrew Ottiger 
 It was much less of an eyesore as a  
 decaying boarded-up husk, right?.    
   Tony DiPolvere  
 Too much  corruption hence: hideous  
 crap buildings in a landmark  
 area. 
   Tona Ambrosia 
 So interlopers from the Slope are  
 complaining? Then I’m all for it!  
   Seamus McHenry 
 If I had Robert Moses’ magic wand,  
 I’d plop a Stuy-town right down on  
 top of the most cherished historically  
 preserved spot in Park Slope. 
   Shawn Eng 
 If the building were 10 fl oors, you  
 wouldn’t even notice it. 
   Mike Cherepko 
 Speed up the elevators! 
 Three Coney Island public housing  
 complexes are getting 19 new  
 elevators over the next fi ve  years  
 as part of a $450 million effort  to  
 revamp  the  city’s  public  housing  
 stock — and residents say the repairs  
 are a long time coming. 
 “They’re  always  a  problem,”  
 said Malik Moody, who lives in Coney  
 Island  Houses  on  28th  Street  
 by Mermaid Avenue, which will  
 get six new elevators. “Sh– be skipping  
 and sometimes it takes you  
 to the roof and you have to take it  
 back down.” 
 The remaining 13 elevator  
 upgrades will service the Unity  
 Houses on Surf Avenue and W. 20th  
 Street, and the Carey Gardens on  
 Surf Avenue and W. 24th Street.  
 Readers weighed in online:   
 I remember back in the 1990’s  
 when many of the buildings had elevator  
 doors that swung out which  
 made  it  particularly  diffi cult  for  seniors  
 to navigate especially while using  
 an ambulatory aide like a walker.  
 And the housing projects had a signifi  
 cant  senior  population  so  this  
 was an issue for many.    
   Tamah Lettieri 
 Congratulations  to  these  residents  
 and those in a position that got  
 this  (fi nally)  right!  Those  Residents  
 are people...like the ones that took  
 to time to comment on this post, particularly  
 the negative commenters.  
 No one should be subjugated  to subpar  
 living conditions. I grew up in  
 the NYCHA Pink Houses. I clearly  
 remember those Summers where the  
 elevator were out of service. Can you  
 imagine what the Older Residents  
 have  to  go  thru,  especially  the  ones  
 past the 3rd Floor?? I happy for the  
 residents there... 
   Jamal Baker 
 Yay! New elevators for those “upstanding” 
  residents to break! Thank  
 you for stealing my money to pay for  
 it! I’m grateful!   
   Seamus McHenry 
 They  need  to  come  to  Gowanus  
 Houses too! I been stuck,where fi re  
 department for me out! The elevators  
 jump,and one time as I was getting  
 out the fl oor rose up! SMH.    
   Vera Ellen Jeffery 
 The city has updated their elevator  
 regulations making upgrades  
 “mandatory” so it would be “illegal”  
 for them not to be.     
   Tamar Gru 
 Talk about a sharp dresser 
 Some wacko slashed a modernday  
 knight in the face aboard an L  
 train in Williamsburg on Nov. 8,  
 after the chivalrous straphanger  
 prevented him from assaulting another  
 man. 
 The victim — who dons plate  
 armor to engage in armed duels  
 as part of the Society for Creative  
 Anachronisms and New York City  
 Armored Combat League — sustained  
 a seven-inch gash amid the  
 attack, and said Medieval warfare  
 has nothing on the city’s transit  
 system.  
 “My sport involves swords and  
 axes, but the only thing I’ve gotten  
 from that is a torn ACL and a couple  
 broken bones, and here I fi nally  
 get a scar,” said Zorikh Lequidre. 
 Lequidre  said  that  he  boarded  
 a Brooklyn-bound L train at Manhattan’s  
 Union Square subway station  
 at around 10 pm, when he noticed  
 the knave repeatedly hurling  
 a smaller man off the train, and  
 yelled at him to knock it off. 
 Readers chimed in online:   
 Thanks for telling my story, Colin! 
   If  only more  people were  polite  
 and considerate we wouldn’t have  
 this problem so often! 
 One slight correction: That is not  
 the armor I built myself. That armor  
 came from Icefalcon armory. But I  
 did make adjustments and repairs to  
 it over the years.        
   Zorikh Lequidre 
 You Sir have indeed lived up to the  
 code of conduct for a knight hazah!  
 Salutations. 
   Sean Zufelt 
 The police should check the homeless  
 shelter on Union and Devoe.  
 That might be where the “lune” was  
 headed.  
   Jennifer Gordon 
 How’s that low crime rate going?    
   Alfred J Bev III 
 Who believes the subways are  
 safe?      
   Chester Lee 
 Normally I’d chide the victim for  
 not minding his business. But Zorikh  
 is that kinda guy. A true chivalrous  
 knight. Literally! F---, I know Zorikh.  
 He’s a righteous dude. He’s defi nitely  
 tough. Hope he heals quickly.    
   Seamus McHenry 
 Niw that’s life on the road! 
 A small community of recreational  
 vehicle dwellers have  
 turned a stretch of public parking  
 beneath the Gowanus Expressway  
 into an unoffi cial trailer park, and  
 it’s getting bigger by the month. 
 The RV owners began parking  
 their  mobile  living  quarters  on  
 Third Avenue between 20th and  
 30th streets fi ve years ago, according  
 to Zero, who said that between  
 15 and 30 trailers now sit in the  
 parking lots at any given time —  
 many  equipped  with  electric  generators  
 and water tanks. 
 Readers spoke up online:   
 This can work out but only if everyone  
 pulls their weight. Plumbing, 
   maintenance-  ‘sanitary  dump  
 stations’, just like boats - fi re  safety  
 no open fi res near any RV- everyone  
 has a responsibility. Do not tolerate  
 slackers and equip each with crime  
 detractors  -’marina  air  horns’  immediate  
 call of  trouble. No fi rearms  
 -none - they invite the authorities to  
 mess with everyone - etc. Good Luck  
 and Stay Safe.        
   Capiton Carl  
 This is what I was waiting for,  
 some paper writing a story on the  
 trend. And inevitably, some bureaucrat  
 will  see  a  chance  to  ruin  it  for  
 the  people  that  fi gured out a clever  
 rent hack. Before you know it traffi c  
 agents will be ticketing them and sanitation  
 will be hauling them away. 
 Nice going Brooklyn Paper!    
   
   Vladimir Cousteau 
 Cool! But wait until the Statists  
 want their cut of the action. 
   Seamus McHenry 
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