President Angela Y. Davis ordered fl ags in Washington raised back to full staff.
➤ LIBERATION, from p.25
“gay for the stay.”
Trump Diaries 4 Sale
OCTOBER 25, 2020 – Some former
US government offi cials, who,
like Mike Pence, are facing long
prison terms, have begun to read
up on “prison abolition” and argue
in favor of “restorative justice.” In
a recent presser, former President
George W. Bush noted that he was
capable of being rehabilitated and
might enjoy house arrest.
“I’ve already told The New York
Times I wasn’t going to vote to reelect
Trump,” said Mr. Bush. “Hell,
even us war criminals didn’t like
the guy.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton, however,
who has more trouble identifying
as a war criminal, would prefer
community service. She offered to
accept six years of reeducation,
with an assignment to write, “I will
never again say ‘SUPER-PREDATOR’“
100 times a day on a blackboard.
Meanwhile, from his new home
in São Paulo, Brazil, former Attorney
General William Barr tweeted
that he has obtained the secret diaries
of Donald Trump and is offering
them for sale at a real bargain.
Mr. Barr reportedly is in urgent
need of cash to pay for coronavirus
treatments.
With the election fast approaching
and social change sweeping
the nation, the remaining political
SUSIE DAY
establishment is panicking. In
order to avoid a full on Bolshevik
meltdown, Democratic and Republican
stalwarts, from William Barr
to Hillary Clinton, urge everyone to
vote for Joe Biden.
New President: New Beginning
JANUARY 21, 2021 – Hours after
her inauguration, President Angela
Y. Davis entered the George Floyd
Courtyard (formerly, White House
Rose Garden) and announced that
the US will rejoin the Paris Climate
Accord, reaffi rm its commitment to
the Iran Nuclear Deal, release detained
immigrants and grant them
full citizenship, and provide single
payer healthcare with universal
access to the just-announced
COVID-19 vaccine.
“Let’s call this what it is, people
— a revolution!” proclaimed President
Davis. “This is just the beginning
— wait till we seize the means
of production!”
Meanwhile, the embalmed body
of Donald Trump lies on view in the
Capitol Rotunda, where nobody is
lining up to see it.
Mr. Trump’s family would like to
give him a decent burial. However,
in light of the government’s revitalized
fi ght against climate change,
newly appointed Interior Secretary
and formerly imprisoned Native
American leader Leonard Peltier
has suggested that Mr. Trump’s
body be thrown to an endangered
species of wolves.
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