
 
		Social media delivers comic relief 
 One of the many social media postings. 
 Caribbean Life, May 1-7, 2020 11  
 Social media has been a lifeline  
 to  shut-ins  and  TV-weary  
 New Yorkers providing comic  
 relief  with  unimaginable  frequency  
 to offset uninformative,  
 daily press conferences, breaking  
 news updates, and a flood  
 of  curative  suggestions  from  
 concerned contacts on how to  
 overcome the COVID19 virus. 
 Providing diversion from a  
 plethora of podcasts explaining  
 how to sanitize, wash hands  
 (while twice singing the happy  
 birthday song) socially distancing  
 and covering the nose and  
 mouth more than a few have  
 conquered the ability to amuse. 
 No  sooner  than  Mayor  Bill  
 de Blasio issue a directive to  
 non-essential small businesses  
 to shutter two months ago  
 — WhatsApp subscribers were  
 inundated with comedic spins  
 on the process. 
 “Nail salon closed 
 Beauty parlors closed 
 Lash salons closed 
 It’s about to get real ugly out  
 there.” 
 Although brutality honest,  
 the sobering reality resonated  
 with women whose lifestyle was  
 threatened  by  the  inability  to  
 refill, reform and redecorate  
 themselves on a regular basis. 
 From  that  single  visual  
 expression of conditions under  
 quarantined quarters, it seemed  
 a constant and continuous slew  
 of  ridiculously humorous commentaries  
 poked fun of the  
 statewide forced confinement. 
 One featured a spin on the  
 hoarding phenom and the leader  
 of the nation — “Trump will  
 be forever known as the president  
 that was so full of sh#t the  
 country ran out of toilet paper.” 
 Let’s be honest, that opinion  
 might have riled some or made  
 others  chuckle.  Truth  be  told  
 regardless of political loyalty to  
 either  Democratic  or  Republican  
 parties, there is a measure  
 of irony in that statement. 
 Another that gave pause for  
 the  cause  featured  an  image  
 of a kneeling, little boy at his  
 bedside prayerfully saying — “If  
 Trump is gone before I wake… 
 I pray to God the news ain’t  
 fake.” 
 Irreverence dominated with  
 children and adults having a say  
 on the state of emergency. 
 At  every  juncture  Spanish  
 language posts diversified messaging. 
 One, interpreted north and  
 south of the border joked about  
 a presidential promise to keep  
 the coronavirus in the continental  
 United States — “Mexico  
 is now asking Trump to hurry  
 up with the wall.” 
 From Germany, a geographical  
 query — “What borders on  
 stupidity?” 
 — Mexico and Canada 
 In addition to comedy, preventive  
 measures found a platform. 
 Jamaicans offered an early  
 cure for the ferocious virus —  
 “The  Jamaican  Holy  Trinity.”  
 Using a photo of a bottle of  
 J. Wray & Nephew’s  over-proof  
 white rum, a container of honey  
 and a slither of lime, the image  
 represented a solution a great  
 many often apply to every situation. 
 Nationals from the Caribbean  
 island also capitalized on  
 the opportunity to opine on  
 the immigration aspect which  
 attributed to the first cases of  
 COVID19 when visitors from  
 the United Kingdom and the  
 United States tested positive. 
 Keep smiling, it wont hurt. 
 Catch You On The Inside!  
 Inside Life 
 By Vinette K. Pryce 
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