60TH PRECINCT
CONEY ISLAND—BRIGHTON BEACH—
SEAGATE
Bat-hit crazy
Three highway robbers hit a victim
with a bat, before mugging him
on Stillwell Avenue on Jan. 11.
The victim told police that the
robbers assaulted him between
Neptune Avenue and the Stillwell
Avenue Bridge around 2:21 am, before
snagging $800.
Refridge-raiders
Appliance hunting crooks
hauled a refrigerator, a microwave,
and other household goods from a
Bay 49th Street home on Jan. 3.
The victim told police that the
rascals damaged the front and
side door when breaking into the
residence between Harway and
Cropsey avenues around 9 am, before
swiping the $2,700 worth of
property.
Wine-OS
A weasel swiped computers and
assorted wines from a Brighton
Third Street offi ce on Jan. 8.
The victim told police he left the
offi ce between Brighton Second
Walk and Brighton Second Lane
around 8 pm, and returned to fi nd
the $2,500 worth of property was
missing.
61ST PRECINCT
SHEEPSHEAD BAY—HOMECREST—
MANHATTAN BEACH—GRAVESEND
Pilferer
Three slimeballs stole a woman’s
iPhone X Max and $200 in cash
on Ocean Avenue on Jan. 7.
The victim told police that the
bad guys punched and kicked her
at the intersection of Avenue X at
around 5 am, before snagging her
belongings and running off.
Sneak-ers
A group of shoplifters stole two
pairs of luxury shoes from a Kings
Highway store on Jan. 7.
A witness told police that the
sneak thieves grabbed $3,165 worth
of merchandise from the store at
the intersection of E. 13th Street at
around 2:20 pm.
Garage pickers
Two pilferers looted multiple vehicles
parked in an Avenue X parking
garage on Jan. 11.
A victim told police that the
good-for-nothings broke into the indoor
parking lot on the intersection
of E. 27th Street at around 6:20 am
and swiped a laptop, a credit card,
a wallet, a language book, and a garage
key.
— Jessica Parks
COURIER L 8 IFE, JANUARY 17-23, 2020
62ND PRECINCT
BENSONHURST —BATH BEACH
Blade knave
A knife-wielding brute stabbed
a man in the thigh on Benson Avenue
on Jan. 12.
The victim told police that the
brute stabbed him in the thigh between
14th and Bay Seventh avenues
at 5 pm, before fl eeing.
First responders took the victim
to Lutheran Medical Center for
treatment, according to police.
Wheel weasel
A thief stole three tires from a
car parked on Kings Highway on
Jan. 8.
The victim told police that she
returned to her car parked between
W. Ninth and W. 10th streets at 5:30
am and saw that her four tires with
their rims — valued at $140 total —
had been removed.
Home invasion
A group of robbers looted a Bay
Ridge Parkway house while threatening
to shoot the residents on Jan.
7.
The victim told police that three
gun-wielding men and a woman entered
the unlocked house between
19th and 20th avenues at 9:30 pm
and told the resident to “shut the
f–– up b––,” before snagging the
victim’s iPhone 11, Yeezy sneakers,
and other items.
Rolex raiders
Three gun-wielding robbers
stole $7,000 and jewelry from a man
on 78th Street on Jan. 7.
The victim told police that the
three goons snagged his Rolex and
cash between 14th and 15th avenues
at 11:30 pm.
— Rose Adams
63RD PRECINCT
MARINE PARK —MILL BASIN—FLATLANDS—
BERGEN BEACH
Golden touch
Thieves stole a gold MacBook
Air from a car parked on Avenue R
on Jan. 10.
The victim told police that they
left the laptop on the passenger
side of her car parked between E.
38th and Ryder streets at around
11:45 pm, but the pilferer grabbed it
before she returned.
Panty pinchers
Two shoplifters stole a number
of panties from an Kings Plaza lingerie
store on Jan. 5.
An employee told police that the
two bozos hid the underwear in the
female thieve’s purse before fl eeing
the store on Avenue U around 7:14
pm with the $2,888 of stolen goods.
— Jessica Parks
76TH PRECINCT
CARROLL GARDENS-COBBLE HILL–
RED HOOK
Grocery goon
A hungry bandit looted a Hoyt
Street supermarket on Jan. 10.
An employee told police that the
lawbreaker broke into the store between
Warren and Baltic streets
sometime between 1:30 am and 5:13
am, and stole $2,802 worth of cash
and groceries.
Wallet weasel
A pilferer stole a woman’s wallet
on Clinton Street on Jan. 9.
The victim told police that the
thief grabbed the wallet from the
basket of a stroller near Union
Street at around 10:30 am.
Scooter looter
A highway robber stole a Razor
scooter parked on Clinton Street on
Jan. 9.
The victim told police that he
left the scooter near Warren Street
at around 4:15 pm, when the jerk
hopped on the $80 two-wheeler and
rode off.
Package pilferer
A package pilferer lifted a $600
piece of mail from outside a King
Street resident on Christmas Eve.
The victim told police that the
villain grabbed the package from
the house near Richards Street at
around 4:13 pm, making off with a
pair of 18 karat gold earrings.
— Rose Adams
72ND PRECINCT
SUNSET PARK–WINDSOR TERRACE
Snappled!
A jerk assaulted a shopkeeper
after trying to steal from him on
Sixth Avenue on Jan. 7.
The victim told police that he
caught the pilferer trying to steal
a Snapple from his store near 50th
Street at 8:30 pm, and when he confronted
the goon, the perp struck
him in the neck and head.
Stroller sneak
A thief made off with a high-end
baby stroller from a Third Avenue
baby store on Jan. 10.
An employee told police that the
woman walked into the tot-emporium
near 30th Street at 6 pm, before
grabbing the $1,050 stroller
and running off.
20/20 vision
A burglar tried to rob a Fifth
Avenue glasses store on Jan. 8.
The store owner told police that
the weasel used a brick to smash
the window of his store near 62nd
Street at around 2:30 am and attempted
to enter — but the store
owner, who was in the back room,
chased him off.
Beer bash
A villian tried to assault another
woman with a glass bottle at a Fifth
Avenue saloon on Jan. 11.
The victim told cops the assailant
chucked a beer bottle at
her head inside the bar near 56th
Street at 12:50 am, barley missing
her head.
78TH PRECINCT
PARK SLOPE
Act of hate
A scumbag defaced a picture of a
famed gay rights activist at a Fifth
Avenue bar on Jan. 4.
An employee told police that the
lout scrawled “JEW” on a portrait
of LGBT activist Edith Windsor inside
the watering near Fifth Street
at around 8 pm.
MTA menace
A knife-wielding worm menaced
an MTA employee inside the Atlantic
Avenue station on Jan. 9.
The victim told police that the
nogoodnik brandished the knife inside
the station near Flatbush Avenue
at 2:15 am and threatened the
employee.
Head cracker
A brute threatened a resident of
a Ninth Street homeless shelter on
Jan. 4.
The victim told police that the
jerk yelled “I’m gonna crack your
head open” during a fi ght in the
shelter near Sixth Avenue at 6:24
pm.
— Ben Verde