ISLAND JOY 
 Haitian-American comic brings special to Gowanus 
 HBy Ben Verde e’s come a long way for  
 this show! 
 A Bedford-Stuyvesant  
 comedian  will  record  his  first  
 hour-long special next week, at  
 Gowanus  club  Littlefield  on  Jan.  
 2.  Tanael  Joachim, who  performs  
 as  TJ,  grew  up  in Haiti,  and  says  
 that his comedy resonates with  
 those who have been through the  
 immigration experience, but also  
 offers Americans the perspective  
 of an outsider looking in. 
 “A lot of immigrants like what  
 I do, because I’m an immigrant  
 and I speak to that community,”  
 he  said.  “Americans  also  like  
 it because I present a different  
 experience.”  
 TJ’s  comedy  often  comments  
 on  things  that  may  seem  normal  
 to  Americans,  but  are  strange  
 to  immigrants  and  visitors,  
 such  as  Americans’  excessive  
 consumerism,  which  he  often  
 contrasts  with  conditions  in  
 Haiti. In one bit, he examines  
 the  absurdity  of  thinking  that  
 “emotional  eating”  is  a  real  
 problem.  
 “Do  you  realize  what  that  
 means?” he asks. “That means you  
 have  so much  food  that  you  have  
 food for specific feelings.”  
 TJ  said  he  has  spent  years  
 preparing for this show, presenting  
 the very best version of material  
 he has been working on his entire  
 career.  
 “This is the first big set that  
 I’m putting on record,” he said. “I  
 really had to pick and choose what  
 goes on the record.”  
 The comic pokes fun at his  
 homeland, but he is also the first  
 to go to bat for it. After President  
 Trump  reportedly  called  Haiti  a  
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 “s-------  country”,  TJ  penned  an  
 op-ed for the New York Times in  
 which  he  argues  that  the  citizens  
 of the island nation are the best  
 humanity has to offer.  
 After  performing  for  years,  
 TJ says he knows how to handle  
 Brooklyn  audiences,  which  he  
 says can be more sensitive than  
 audiences in other areas.  
 “There’s  this  overriding  thing  
 like ‘Oh we can’t talk about this,’ ”  
 he said. “New people who moved  
 to  Brooklyn  want  to  control  the  
 narrative.”  
 He  will  share  the  stage  at  
 Littlefield with Patrick Schroeder,  
 Reggie  Conquest,  and  Mia  
 Jackson, comedians he was worked  
 alongside for years, he said.  
 TJ at Littlefield (635 Sackett St.  
 between Third and Fourth Avenues  
 in  Gowanus,  www.littlefieldnyc. 
 com). Jan. 2 at 8:30 pm. $10. 
 Red-y or not: TJ will record his hour-long record at Littlefield on Jan 3.   
 Witch  way:  Author  and  mystic  Sarah  Lyons  will  launch  her  book  tour  at  
 Catland Books in Bushwick on Jan. 3.  Photo by Sarah Lyons 
 Spell check 
 Modern-day witch writes a  
 book about magical activism 
 CBy Jessica Parks all her a social justice  
 warlock! 
 A modern-day witch  
 will kick off her book tour with  
 a night of spells and rituals  
 in  Bushwick.  The  author  of  
 “Revolutionary  Witchcraft:  A  
 Guide to Magical Activism,”  
 at  Catland  Books  on  Jan.  3,  
 says that her book will teach  
 the  basics  of  adding  some  
 occult  energy  to  your  protest,  
 and  the  grimoire’s  launch  
 party will really unearth some  
 eldritch  mysteries,  with  a  
 lecture, workshop and guided  
 meditation. 
 “If my book is a ‘101,’ then  
 the tour is sort of a ‘102,’ ” said  
 Sarah Lyons. “It’s to give people  
 more  of  an  in-depth  look  into  
 some of the topics I am talking  
 about in the book.”  
 “Revolutionary Witchcraft”  
 focuses its crystal ball on social  
 justice issues and environmental  
 activism, describing inclusive  
 rituals and magical actions that  
 can help the planet, while also  
 describing mystical movements  
 that  have  proved  powerful  in  
 the past.  
 “Magic  to  me  is  not  
 something I separate from any  
 part of my life,” Lyons said. “It’s  
 for people who may be interested  
 in activism and not know too  
 much about witchcraft. Or may  
 have  an  interest  in  witchcraft  
 but doesn’t know how it can  
 relate to politics.”  
 Lyons  discusses  a  
 protest  by  AIDS  activists  
 in  Washington  DC,  where  
 protesters marched the streets  
 while  carrying  the  ashes  of  
 their  dead  loved  ones,  as  a  
 magical  ritual  that  looped  in  
 the  spirits  of  the  dead  as  a  
 “force to be reckoned with.”  
 Would-be witches can  
 refer  to  the  book  for  spells  
 that can be incorporated into  
 everyday life, including a “land  
 acknowledgement”  ceremony,  
 designed to honor the land the  
 spell casters stand on, and the  
 indigenous  people  who  once  
 called  it  home.  The  “Trans  
 Rite  of  Ancestor  Elevation”  
 is  a  nine-day  ritual  practiced  
 from Nov. 12–20 for gender  
 non-conforming  individuals  
 to acknowledge their spiritual  
 ancestors, which non-magical  
 people generally acknowledge  
 with the one-day Trans Day of  
 Remembrance.  
 Lyons  said  magic  is  
 coming  to  an  exciting  time  in  
 history with more and more  
 people opening their eyes and  
 welcoming the mystical world  
 into their lives. She credits this  
 change of climate to an increase  
 in  political  engagement  and  
 young people having a clear  
 image of the changes needed to  
 better the world.  
 “Revolutionary  Witchcraft  
 2020 Winter Tour” at Catland  
 Books  987  Flushing  Ave.  
 between  Bogart  Street  and  
 Evergreen Avenue  in Bushwick,  
 (718)  418–9393,  www. 
 catlandbooks.com.  Jan.  3  at  7  
 pm. $15.  
 By Bill Roundy This is the weekend between  
 Christmas  and  New  
 Year’s, so there is not a lot  
 happening. You can use this time  
 to gird your liver and add an extra  
 layer of blubber — because you  
 are going to need them both to get  
 into 2020! 
 On  New  Year’s  Eve,  Coney  
 Island is the place to be! Retro  
 hepcats should head to the  Coney  
 Island Brewery  (1904 Surf Ave.  
 at W.  16th  Street  in Coney  Island,  
 www.coneyislandbeer.com),  which  
 will welcome 2020 with a 1920s  
 theme, turning its taproom into a  
 full-blown  speakeasy,  featuring  a  
 raucous jazz band and sideshow  
 acts. Your $40 ticket will get you  
 four drink tickets and some latenight  
 bites — it all starts at 8  
 pm, and will last well into  
 the New Year. 
 If  you  are  
 watching  your  
 wallet,  you  can  
 still  enjoy  a  
 spectacle  at  the  
 seaside  amusement  
 district! Just make it to  
 Steeplechase Plaza (at W.  
 19th  Street  and  the  Boardwalk  
 in Coney Island) by 11:59 pm!  
 The Parachute Jump will light up  
 with a countdown to midnight,  
 and the skies will light up with a  
 10-minute fireworks show as soon  
 as we start the new decade.  
 And on New Year’s Day, we  
 are heading back to the beach.  
 The  annual  Coney  Island  Polar  
 Bear  Plunge  will  feature  
 thousands of revelers who  
 have  decided  the  best  
 way to start the year  
 is  to  jump  into  the  
 frigid  waters  of  the  
 Atlantic. I think the  
 best  way  to  enjoy  
 this  is  to  show  up  
 warmly  dressed  on  
 the Boardwalk and enjoy  
 the  many  colorful  outfits,  and  
 then to point and laugh at the  
 dripping people coming out of the  
 water,  but  if  you want  to  join  the  
 masses,  sign  up  with  the  Polar  
 Bear  Club  (Stillwell  Avenue  and  
 the Boardwalk, polarbearclub.org)  
 between  10  am  and  noon.  The  
 Plunge starts at 1 pm, and there is  
 a $20 suggested donation. 
 
				
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